scalingtheprecipice:

OMG THE STARBUCKS ONE IS SO TRUE. Barista life tho

The apple one though

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Even if there is wifi, just use it for music and still talk to people and get drunk!

Even if there is wifi, just use it for music and still talk to people and get drunk!

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tjwishman:

scalingtheprecipice:

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

that used to be a fear of mine too, until I…

First off, boy??? Second I get it all of the time!

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scalingtheprecipice:

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

that used to be a fear of mine too, until I realized I don’t have to drink coffee if I don’t want to

But coffee is the nectar of the gods

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scalingtheprecipice:

achievementhunterislife:

Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.

tjwishman U IS FINN 

scalingtheprecipice Yes, Yes I am.

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I just want to disappear for awhile and live in the woods somewhere. I want to be by myself and discover who I am and what I should do.

Hooray , stuck at immediate care for 2 plus hours for chest pains

Help my poor soul, if I even have one.

Honestly, I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I’m working a crappy dead end job, I’m not in school (and even when I was I screwed up too much), I have no particular skill sets, and so much more. The only thing I really have going for me is trying to be a nice guy but where does that get me??

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